June 1st, 2011

Below is the pattern I printed out… I obviously didn’t follow it, because I knit. This is a heavily adapted model that I left open at the top, stitched Theobromine on the side and filled with chocolate before handing over to my chemistry teacher. Good Times!
Materials:
Blue yarn (or color of your choice; any weight; size of flask will vary depending on yarn weight)
White yarn (same weight and preferably same brand as blue)
Size F crochet hook (or size needed for tight crochet
Two plastic safety eyes, googly eyes, or yarn/floss for embroidering eyes
Black embroidery floss
Fiberfill or other stuffing
Stitch marker
Gauge:
Gauge is not important. Finished size will vary depending on yarn weight, hook size, and tightness of crochet
Round 1: Magic Loop (or double ring) 6 stitches in blue or color of choice (or chain 2 and sc 6 times in 2nd chain from hook); place stitch marker. Move stitch marker to last stitch at end of each round.
Round 2: inc in each sc around (= 12 sc)
Round 3: (sc in first sc, inc in next sc) around (= 18 sc)
Round 4: (sc in first two sc, inc in next sc) around (= 24 sc)
Round 5: (sc in first three sc, inc in next sc) around (= 30 sc)
Round 6: (sc in first four sc, inc in next sc) around (= 36 sc)
Round 7: (sc in first five sc, inc in next sc) around (= 42 sc)
Round 8: (sc in first six sc, inc in next sc) around (= 48 sc)
Round 9: sc around in back loops only
Round 10: sc around
Round 11: (sc in first six sc, dec) around (= 42 sc)
Rounds 12 – 13: sc around
Round 14: (sc in first five sc, dec) around (= 36 sc)
Rounds 15 – 17: sc around
Round 18: (sc in first four sc, dec) around (= 30 sc)
Rounds 19 – 20: sc around
Round 21: (sc in first three sc, dec) around (= 24 sc)
Round 22: sc around
Place eyes if using safety eyes.
Round 23: in back loops only (sc in first two sc, dec) around (= 18 sc)
Round 24: (sc in first sc, dec) around (= 12 sc)
Stuff firmly.
Round 25: dec around (= 6 sc)
Pull tightly and finish off.
Round 1: Join white yarn in front loop of first sc of blue Round 23 and sc around (= 24 sc)
**Explanation- Since you only decreased in the back loops of round 23 above, there will still be 24 front loops into which the white can be joined and crocheted.**
Round 2: (sc in first two sc, dec) around (= 18 sc)
Rounds 3 – 4: sc around
Round 5: (sc in first four sc, dec) around (= 15 sc)
Rounds 6 – 10: sc around
Finish off.
Embroider smile and graduations (measurement markings).
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June 1st, 2011
This gave me a for really reals Laugh Out Loud moment.
Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical! Absolutely unreal that
this actually happened! These two churches face each other
across a busy street.
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January 2nd, 2011
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December 16th, 2010
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December 16th, 2010
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November 7th, 2010
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November 5th, 2010
Looks change, Shannon.
Beauty lasts.
Gorgeous,
The Universe
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November 5th, 2010
The antibiotic penicillin was discovered in 1929 by Alexander
Fleming. It saved millions of lives during the second world war, and
is still used to treat infections today, along with several other related
antibiotics. The penicillin molecule is produced by Penicillium
mould.
Instructions
The construction of this pattern is a
little like a glove.
Body: Cast on 6 sts using your
preferred method. Distribute sts over
three double pointed needles and join
to work in the round, being careful not
to twist sts. K one round.
Increase rounds
Round 1 Kfb 6 times (12 sts)
Round 2 K
Round 3 (Kfb, K1) 6 times (18sts)
Round 4 K
Round 5 (Kfb, K2) 6 times (24 sts)
Round 6 K
Round 7 (Kfb, K3) 6 times (30sts)
Round 8 K
K 30 rounds
Stuff to just below level of needles.
Instructions continued
Fingers: K 6 sts. Place remaining 24 sts on
waste yarn. Working on these 6 sts: cast on
5 sts using cable cast on (11 sts). Arrange
these 11 sts over three dpns and join to
work in the round, being careful not to twist.
K 20 rounds, adding stuffing as you go.
K2tog 5 times, K1 (6 sts)
Break yarn leaving a tail long enough to
sew on a pompom. Thread tail through
stitches and secure.
Take the next 6 sts which are held on waste
yarn and transfer to 2 dpns. Cast on 2 sts
using cable cast on. Pick up and K 3 sts
from the bottom of the finger you just
worked (11sts). Join to work in the round
and work a finger as before.
Work two more fingers in the same way,
taking 6 sts from those held on waste yarn,
casting on 2 sts , and picking up 3 sts at
the base of the previous finger. For the fifth
finger, do not cast on any sts, instead pick
up 2 sts from the base of finger 1. Weave in
ends at the base of fingers as you go
(making sure they are all woven in before
finishing finger 5, as otherwise you will not
be able to reach inside the body).
Finish stuffing if necessary.
Sew pompoms onto ends of fingers
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November 4th, 2010
The path to enlightenment is not a path at all, Shannon, it’s actually a metaphor for the time it takes for you to allow yourself to be happy with who you already are, where you’re already at, and what you already have – no matter what.
Just do it,
The Universe
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