Weekend at the lake:: In Quote and Monologue
All by myself:
I read a line in a book today… “It was as satisfying as the sex.” This sums up what my ideal partner will make me feel outside of the “bedroom”.
Is it even possible (or fair) to seek that from one person? I have never had a hard time finding satisfying sex, but I have never found sex from the same people who can satisfy me outside the bedroom.
But then again that is why relationships are open right? So everyone is settled all around.
Then the fun begins: Quotes from the group…
“That’s IT! I am going to pull the duplex kidney card”
“I want mood rings, especially if I marry a woman… Then I will know when she is going to be a bitch”
“Wait… Do you even have the right equipment for me to get on me knees?” ~ a Blank Stare followed this comment.
“I could charge you… but I don’t have to.”
“This is totally hot… You, in the sauna, NAKED, knitting.”
“I appreciate that the walls are not sound proof”
“We were just watching the show, not judging.”
“Do you need me to pretend I have a dick?”
“I like the sound of rope”
“I’m the compact version”
“Do that with a CAT-5 networking cable!”
“It occurred to me that it felt a little small”
“It’s like orange things combined to create orange super power”
“This morning for breakfast we will have Michelle, sunny side up and over easy.”
“After breakfast Bondage… I like it!”
“I don’t think I have had enough champagne or caffeine to deal with this!”
“He is hot, but I am just more interested in myself.”
“I covet her skirt, her camera and her!”
“I love when other people reproduce and it comes out good.”
“If you think you have key lime custard on your shirt you should take it off and check.”
“Pete, we need to build a robot!”
“I can’t think of tractors without iced tea.”
“Sockdreams… that website makes me wet like porn makes other people wet.”
“Shannon, do you want to feel my socks?”
“I just figured out you can masturbate as a chick too.”
“I didn’t realize it would be that big when I pulled it out.”
“It only looked guilty because I had 2 at once.”
“I am not slutty… I am slutacious.”
“Slutacious sounds yummy.”
“There’s a dirty road from Scrabble to rice?”
“If you can’t find it, it’s ok.”
“Whoralicious”
“My engagement ring is trying to lick me.”
“It also helps me fall asleep to touch foreign objects in my arm.”
“I don’t like getting uterus under my nails!”
Thank you ALL so much for making this a wonderful weekend. As I sit here typing this up I am looking out at the rain over the lake wishing I didn’t have to leave here today. Who is joining in the FUN next weekend? I have one more weekend at the Blue House then I may be out at the Red house for the last couple of weeks in June. I don’t really have anything holding me in town once Rashell is out of school… well until I start school anyway. LOVE ME SOME LAKE TIME!!
Here it is in fast forward: Arrive, Read, arrivals, wine, food, wine, flirting, ditch the kid, pick up hotness and more food, return, flirting, more arrivals, food, wine, naked time, breasts, room sharing, sleep, food, kid in the lake, departure number one, kid gets returned, wine, kid sleeps at neighbors, more sexual innuendos, mass amounts of frivolity, knitting, wine, all on one couch, wine, food, naked time… or not, I got carried to bed, awaken, coffee, leaving, cleaning, final inspection and now I am home!
Who wants to do it all again next weekend??